Elmo knows a lot for a little furry monster.
Elmo knows how to count. Not quite as good as The Count, but he is learning.
Elmo knows his colors. He knows he is red. He knows that Grover is blue.
Elmo knows how to get people giggling.
Heck, Elmo even knows Sheryl Crow.
One thing that Elmo knows is how to sneeze.
Elmo is very unlike the rude and obnoxious woman I met yesterday. She was coughing and hacking and sneezing all over me. And now?
Now I am sneezing like Elmo.